~ The only secure knowledge is that I exist ~
~ There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy ~
~ A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing ~
~ To teach how to live with uncertainty, yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy can do ~
~ Nobody can have the consolations of religion or philosophy unless he has first experienced their desolations ~
~ Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution ~
~ The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it ~
~ When I study philosophical works I feel I am swallowing something which I don't have in my mouth ~
~ Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed ~
~ I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed ~
~ There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it ~
~ My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher ~