I look both ways when I cross the street.
Steven Schoichet
Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.
Heidi Schoichet
I bought a gift for you.
Fangoria
Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music.
Fangoria
Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.
Fangoria (Fanny) Gurkel
Yeah. Chicks dig it.
Fangoria (Fanny) Gurkel
I look both ways when I cross the street.
Steven Schoichet
Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".
Steven Schoichet
Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.
Heidi Schoichet
Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?
Heidi Schoichet
What're you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.
Heidi Schoichet
Why can't you get it into your head, he's a psychopath?
Heidi Schoichet
Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.
Fern Schoichet
Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!
Fern Schoichet
I'm sure he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.
Fern Schoichet