Quotes from the Movie Dummy

I look both ways when I cross the street.

Steven Schoichet

Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.

Heidi Schoichet

I bought a gift for you.

Fangoria

Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music.

Fangoria

Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.

Fangoria (Fanny) Gurkel

Yeah. Chicks dig it.

Fangoria (Fanny) Gurkel

I look both ways when I cross the street.

Steven Schoichet

Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".

Steven Schoichet

Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.

Heidi Schoichet

Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?

Heidi Schoichet

What're you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.

Heidi Schoichet

Why can't you get it into your head, he's a psychopath?

Heidi Schoichet

Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.

Fern Schoichet

Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!

Fern Schoichet

I'm sure he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.

Fern Schoichet