Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties.
Ira Kane
Fruit basket for Russell Woodman!
Ira Kane
They kept us out for almost two weeks. We put our lives on the line to find these little guys, your majesty. We just want to be there for them as they grow up.
Harry Block
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY, GET THIS GODDAMN THING OUTTA ME!!!!!
Harry Block
Mazal Tov! It's a boy!
Harry Block
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!
Harry Block
Napalm. Lots and lots of napalm.
General Woodman