I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Gracie Hart
Look, she's gonna cry again. 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'
Gracie Hart
I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
Victor Melling
There are no words.
Victor Melling
Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
Victor Melling
If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.
Victor Melling
You old fruitcake! Victor: How dare you, you... cupcake!
Matthews
Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
Cheryl Rhode Island Frasier
Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.
Eric Matthews
I would so love to hurt you right now.
Gracie Hart
As long as you smile.
Victor Melling
What, no armored car?
Victor Melling
That would be in my other dress.
Gracie Hart
Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
Kathy Morningside
I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.
Stan Fields