Let it never be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!
Loki
Hey, what better way to repent than by resuming the position I once denied, thanks to you?
Loki
Last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, let's kill people. (to terrified woman in the elevator) No, not you.
Loki
I'm talking about Divine Justice here. I'm talking about raining down fire and brimstone, punishing the wicked.
Loki
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
Loki
The major sins never change. Besides, I can spot a commandment-breaker a mile away.
Loki
NO married man kisses his wife like that!
Loki
Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgement, lives shrouded in secrecy, even from each other. But not from God.
Loki
Don't run! Don't run! Finks! FINKS! All of you, finks! Oh, and you! And one to grow on!
Loki
I can't kill her if she hasn't done anything! You know that.
Loki
He's been at it for a while now. We ran out of-of parishioners. And so he just started picking up folk off the road and dropping 'em.
Loki
This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?
Loki
This wasn't my idea, alright? Jesus Christ! I just wanted to go home. But him you know? He just lost it. He realized who you were and what you'd have to do, he just snapped. And the funny thing is, this guy could never even stand to see me work. He said he always felt sorry for you. Now look at him.
Loki
All lines are currently down.
Loki
NowÖ Through the Looking Glass, that poem "The walrus and the carpenter", that's an indictment of organised religion; the walrus with his girth and good nature, obviously represents either Buddha, or, with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha ó that takes care of your eastern religions...
Loki