Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air
No, I just want to reach 40.
When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.