Sam Ewing Quotes

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about

Sam Ewing

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'

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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect

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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood

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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

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The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Sam Ewing

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career

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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Sam Ewing