Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect
When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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