Quotes from the Movie Cats and Dogs

Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding! Hello? Joke!

Calico

But they did manage to bug the phone. I think we should just think of the glass as, half full.

Calico

Okay, well, here's lesson number 2: We protect them, we work for them. We tolerate thier stupid boochy-boochy baby talk crap! AND FOR WHAT? When they go off to college, they dump you with some old lady who couldn't throw a ball without so much as BREAKING HER HIP!!

Butch

Look, kid... I'm sorry it played out like this... but it's over. We're shut dowm.

Butch

Is that what happend to you? [Butch stops] You gonna blame my family for what some boy did to you?

Lou

What about "Man's Best Friend." History 101, remember?

Lou