Quotes from the Movie Fletch Lives

All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.

Fletch Lives

Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.

Fletch Lives

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.

Fletch Lives

The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it wouldn't be her father.

Fletch Lives

Figuring out that the guy who dropped my watch in the swamp was the same guy who stole it at the morgue didn't take Sherlock Holmes... Larry Holmes could've figured that one out.

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I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.

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What can I do to y- for you?

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I was on my gazebo, on the roof, making some repairs, and I was struck by lightning...and I've had migraine headaches and blurred vision ever since then but praise the Lord that was my lucky day because ever since then, I've had the healing power. Amen, God bless you. Thank you very much. Good night. Yes? What happened? Yes?

Fletch Lives

I believe Louisana is the Pelican State.

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They multiply by masturbation.

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I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat.

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Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you're from!

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These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!

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You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look cheap.

Fletch Lives

The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.

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When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.

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Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.

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I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me.

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Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.

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Folks ain't home. Cross won't burn. Hell, it ain't like it used to be.

Fletch Lives

Lets welcome our guest healer Mr. Claude Henry Smoot

Announcer

Was y'all usin any kinna drugs you brought in from Califor'ny by any chance?

Sheriff

Well, I see you just wanna make it hard on everybody ... maybe you'd feel better after some time in tha Tank. Y'all come.

Sheriff

Just some beaujolais.

Fletch

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