Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?
You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa
[To fake Santa] You sit on a throne of LIES.
Did you hear that?
First we'll make snowangels for 2 hours, then we'll to go skating, then we'll eat a roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle!
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins [elves gasp]
[in a public restroom, looking over the wall into the neighboring stall] Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!
Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
[to wild racoon] Does some one need a hug? (racoon attacks him) I just wanted a hug!
This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
First, I went through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest. Then, I went past the twirly, swirly gumdrops. And after that: I went through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Morning Sarah, that's a very nice purple dress, it's very purpley
Miles Finch: DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD! (silence in Walter's office) I'll be there tomorrow. 71 degrees.
Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
Buddy: Yes there is!
Gimbel's Manager: No is not!
Buddy: We sing all the time!
Gimbel's Manager: No is not
Buddy: Especially when we build toys!
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