Quotes from the Movie Elf

Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?

Buddy

You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa

Buddy

[To fake Santa] You sit on a throne of LIES.

Buddy

Did you hear that?

Buddy

First we'll make snowangels for 2 hours, then we'll to go skating, then we'll eat a roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle!

Buddy

I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins [elves gasp]

Buddy

[in a public restroom, looking over the wall into the neighboring stall] Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

Buddy

Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Buddy

[to wild racoon] Does some one need a hug? (racoon attacks him) I just wanted a hug!

Buddy

This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

Buddy

First, I went through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest. Then, I went past the twirly, swirly gumdrops. And after that: I went through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Buddy

Morning Sarah, that's a very nice purple dress, it's very purpley

Buddy

Miles Finch: DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD! (silence in Walter's office) I'll be there tomorrow. 71 degrees.

Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing! Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole! Buddy: Yes there is! Gimbel's Manager: No is not! Buddy: We sing all the time! Gimbel's Manager: No is not Buddy: Especially when we build toys! [Back to Jovie] Buddy: See?

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