I feel like that old Indian in front of all the garbage. So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter for Eyewitness News. Goodnight.
Evan Baxter
Okay that is over. I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome- [Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere] Happy!
Evan Baxter
Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!
Evan Baxter
Ever hear of Home Depot!?
Evan
Hey!!! Hey!! Hey!!!! (Pounds on window then runs outside) Whoa whoa whoa. What is going on?!
Evan
No I am sorry that's not mine. I didn't order that!
Evan
Hey wait!!! Listen!!! We're 4:16 not 6:14!!! You got the wrong house!!!! You can't leave that there!!!! (The mailman waves goodbye from the truck as it exits the driveway) LISTEN!!!!*** LISTEN!!!!*** THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A BROWN PATCH!!!!*** I AM A U.S. CONGRESSMAN!!!!!****
Evan
No no. It can't end this way. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A LITTLE PRECIPITATION!?
Evan
If that's true, I am going to be so pissed.
Evan
No. There's something else. Something's going to happen. I can feel it.
Evan
Okay this conversation is a little thing I'd like to call over but I have to get going because supposedly I have an ark to build. Nice to meet ya..
Evan
In case you ask I am going through adult puberty. This is temporary...why did you summon me? What is so important?
Evan
I cannot shave Marty. If I shave it just grows back.
Evan
You have no idea...
Evan
No. No. I believe you. But why me?
Evan