Quotes from the Movie Men in Black

Damn, what a gullible breed.

Agent K

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it.

Agent K

1500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

Agent K

Congratulations, Reg, it's a... squid.

Agent K

This is called a neuralizer. It's a gift from some friends from outta town.

Agent K

Put up your arms and all your flippers.

Agent K

I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's one of 100 memories I don't want.

Agent K

FREEZE! N-Y-P-D, FREEZE! 'Freeze' means 'stop'!

Agent J

You see this? Huh?! N-Y-P-D! Means I will kNock Your Punkass Down!

Agent J

It just be raining black people in New York.

Agent J

You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.

Agent J

I feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing!

Agent J

There's only one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me.

Agent J

When do I get my own little flashy memory messer upper thingy?

Agent J

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

Agent J
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