If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat: if you shoot this man, you die next.
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.
Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
If you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like one.
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
If they hadn't a done what I told them not to do they would still be alive.
Was that as good for you as it was for me? Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?
You guys are, like, making me lose my train of thought, here. I was sayin' something, what was it?
Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.