Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Yeah...Well that's just like...your opinion, man.
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Mind if I do a J?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
He fixes the cable?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Nice marmot.
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Yeah... I got a rash, man...
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Obviously you're not a golfer
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...
Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski