~ We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it ~
~ I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. ~
~ We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all. ~
~ We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen. ~
~ And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country. ~
~ Let us at all times remember that all American citizens are brothers of a common country, and should dwell together in bonds of fraternal feeling ~
~ Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom. ~
~ American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers ~
~ Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. ~
~ The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is very strong. ~
~ A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election ~
~ American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced ~