~ All critics should be assassinated. ~
~ Coughing in the theatre is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism. ~
~ Critics like to build you up, tear you down, and then, if you're lucky, build you up again. ~
~ I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. ~
~ If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim. ~
~ The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. ~
~ If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. ~
~ Children need models rather than critics. ~
~ Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic. ~
~ Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs ~
~ I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going ~
~ Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense. ~