Idiots Quotes

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.

Charlie Chaplin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Douglas Adams

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Dave Barry

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

Leo Durocher

I'm all in favour of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.

Leo Szilard

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

John Lennon

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

Louis Aragon

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.

Mark Twain

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.

Gustave Flaubert

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

George Bernard Shaw

To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess.

William Blake

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

Thomas Leo Clancy Jr.

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Michael Moore

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

Horace Mann

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

Karl Kraus

Oh, what idiots we all have been. This is just as it must be.

Niels Henrik David Bohr

Darwin's theory of evolution was simple, beautiful, majestic and awe-inspiring. But because it contradicts the allegorical babblings of a bunch of made-up old books, it's been under attack since day one. That's just tough luck for Darwin. If the Bible had contained a passage that claimed gravity is caused by God pulling objects toward the ground with magic invisible threads, we'd still be debating Newton with idiots too.

Charlton

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