That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
Clark Griswold
Hard six coming out.
Clark Griswold
It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
Clark Griswold
This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
Clark Griswold
His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
Clark Griswold
Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
Clark Griswold
...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...
Clark Griswold
Oh, Keno! This is easy.
Clark Griswold
I'll never fly again.
Ellen Griswold
Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family.
Ellen Griswold
Could be worse...you could be pregnant again.
Ellen Griswold
You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!
Ellen Griswold
I love what you've done with the kitchenette.
Ellen Griswold
Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.
Ellen Griswold
I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
Ellen Griswold