Bill Cosby Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Bill Cosby

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Bill Cosby

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

Bill Cosby

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Bill Cosby

We’re the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Bill Cosby

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

Bill Cosby
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