When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Don't look for excuses to lose.
Look for excuses to win.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English
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