Martin H. Fischer Quotes

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.

Martin H. Fischer

There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.

Martin H. Fischer

The natural philosophers are mostly gone. We modern scientists are adding too many decimals

Martin H. Fischer

A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.

Martin H. Fischer

Life goes faster on protein

Martin H. Fischer

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.

Martin H. Fischer

God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics

Martin H. Fischer

Our moral theorists seem never content with the normal. Why must it always be a contest between fornication, obesity and laziness, and celibacy, fasting and hard labor?

Martin H. Fischer

Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs.

Martin H. Fischer

The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils.

Martin H. Fischer

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification.

Martin H. Fischer

Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.

Martin H. Fischer

Bureaus are extrusions from the body politic - they are pus

Martin H. Fischer

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.

Martin H. Fischer

The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.

Martin H. Fischer

Don't forget that the flavors of wine and cheese depend upon the types of infecting microˆrganisms

Martin H. Fischer

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