God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics
Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.
There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.
The natural philosophers are mostly gone. We modern scientists are adding too many decimals
A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.
Life goes faster on protein
Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.
Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs.
The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils.
Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification.
Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.
Bureaus are extrusions from the body politic - they are pus
The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.
The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.
Don't forget that the flavors of wine and cheese depend upon the types of infecting microˆrganisms