Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Martin H. Fischer
There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.
Martin H. Fischer
The natural philosophers are mostly gone. We modern scientists are adding too many decimals
Martin H. Fischer
Our moral theorists seem never content with the normal. Why must it always be a contest between fornication, obesity and laziness, and celibacy, fasting and hard labor?
Martin H. Fischer
Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs.
Martin H. Fischer
The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils.
Martin H. Fischer
Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.
Martin H. Fischer
The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.
Martin H. Fischer