The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
Robert Brault
For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.
Robert Brault
A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit.
Robert Brault
Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.
Robert Brault
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
Robert Brault
It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.
Robert Brault
Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.
Robert Brault
We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.
Robert Brault
Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.
Robert Brault
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
Robert Brault