Robert Orben Quotes

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down

Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away

Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Robert Orben

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

Robert Orben

The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet.

Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

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To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

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