There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.