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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

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