I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes.
Marty the Zebra
Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
Marty the Zebra
Grand Central Station. It's Grand... and it's Central.
Marty the Zebra
"Dagnabbit! I missed the express! Looks like I have to take the Stamford local.
Marty the Zebra
Oh sugar, honey, iced tea!
Marty the Zebra
Excuse me. You're biting my butt.
Marty the Zebra
Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun-people-fun time!
Alex the Lion
We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transferd for good! You don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Alex the Lion
Melman, you always feel nauseous.
Alex the Lion
Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy...
Alex the Lion
Did it just say "Grand Central Station", or "my aunt's constipation"?!
Alex the Lion
I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!
Alex the Lion
Lady! What is wrong with you?!
Alex the Lion
Giraffe, corner pocket!
Alex the Lion
YOU MANIAC! YOU BURNED IT UP! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!
Alex the Lion