Quotes from the Movie Big Daddy

Veronica! I didn't know you were a HOOTER'S girl!

Sonny

And be nice to the delivery guy. It's not his fault he can't read!

Sonny

Whats your name? He'll write it on the wall. Mind your business!

Sonny

What do you want?

Sonny

Cheerios, they ain't got Cheerios, what else?

Sonny

Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you, we'll take uh, hotcakes and sausage!

Sonny

(looks at the clock on the wall) What are you talking about? We're four seconds late.

Sonny

AHH, HORSESHIT! (Julian starts crying) No, no. Don't cry, I wasn't cursing at you, I was cursing at the lady.

Sonny

Thanks! What are you, my therapist?! (throws man's fries) Take a walk! (to Julian) Do you want a Happy Meal? Can I get you one of those Happy Meals? You gotta Happy Meal? Can we get a Happy Meal? WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!

Sonny

Hey, man, where's my Egg McMuffin?

Homeless Guy

Breakfast is over at 10:30

Sonny

I thought it was 11:00!

Homeless Guy

I thought that too!

Sonny