When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Down here you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!
Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police!
This is my house; I have to defend it.
I made my family disappear. I made my family disappear!
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!
A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
I'll give it a whirl.
Hello. My house is being robbed my address is 656 lincoln blvd. My name is Murphy.
Look what you did, you little jerk!
You're what the French call "les incompetents".
Kevin, you're such a disease.
This is Christmas, the season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.
He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.
I think we're getting scammed by a kindeygartener.
No, he's just home alone.