Quotes from the Movie Napoleon Dynamite

Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Napoleon Dynamite

That one looks like a medieval warrior.

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I caught you a delicious bass.

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Do the chickens have large talons?

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Pedro offers you his protection.

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Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.

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Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.

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YES! YES! YES!

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It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.

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Are you guys having a killer time?

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I like your sleeves... they're real big.

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Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.

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What the heck are you even talking about?

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You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?

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