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Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
That one looks like a medieval warrior.
I caught you a delicious bass.
Do the chickens have large talons?
Pedro offers you his protection.
Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.
Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.
YES! YES! YES!
It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done.
Are you guys having a killer time?
I like your sleeves... they're real big.
Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.
What the heck are you even talking about?
You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick?
Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food.. EAT THE FOOD!
Tina, come get some ham!
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.
LUCKY!
Your mom goes to college.
I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by...Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a stake.
I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.
How 'bout some gold bracelets?
I've been out making some sweet moola with Uncle Rico.
Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate... Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...
I think you ripped my mole off!
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Bow to your sensei, BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!
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