The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's
Mark Twain
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear
Dave Barry
Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
Agatha Christie
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
A dog with two homes is never any good
Irish Sayings
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
James Thurber
Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walks.
Roger Caras
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Mabel Louise Robinson
They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Jerome K. Jerome
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck