A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for
Ogden Nash
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Ogden Nash
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You have had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You are sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it is not for you.
Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see, a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Ogden Nash