Marriage Quotes

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up

Joseph Barth

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

Joe Moore

We only regard those unions as real examples of love and real marriages in which a fixed and unalterable decision has been taken. If men or women contemplate an escape, they do not collect all their powers for the task. In none of the serious and important tasks of life do we arrange such a "getaway." We cannot love and be limited.

Alfred Adler

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Ambrose Bierce

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Woody Allen

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Sam Ewing

Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.

Lao Tzu

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty

Helen Rowland

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

Michel de Montaigne

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Mae West

There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.

Martin Luther

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Karl M. Bowman

In 5,000 years of recorded human history... neither in the east or in the west... has any society ever defined marriage as anything other than between men and women. Not one in 5000 years of recorded human history. That's an astounding fact and it isn't until the last 12 years or so that we have seen for the first time in recorded human history marriage defined as anything other than between men and between women.

Michele Bachmann

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

Jane Austen

Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.

Charles Baudelaire

Of all serious things, marriage is the most ludicrous.

Pierre Augustin Caron De Beaumarchais

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