~ Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. ~
~ Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly ~
~ A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. ~
~ The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters. ~
~ Sometimes it was worth all the disadvantages of marriage just to have that: one friend in an indifferent world ~
~ There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men ~
~ Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy ~
~ Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty ~
~ Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking. ~
~ Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out. ~
~ Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree ~
~ Marriage is not a simple love affair, it's an ordeal, and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego to a relationship in which two have become one ~