~ Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it. ~
~ Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. ~
~ Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages ~
~ Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it. ~
~ A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ~
~ Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. ~
~ In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. ~
~ When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. ~
~ Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. ~
~ The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. ~
~ What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. ~
~ Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out ~