A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
Sigmund Freud
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
Unknown
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example
DeeDee87
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation.
Oliver Goldsmith
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
Unknown
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Helen Rowland
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
William Shakespeare