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Erma Bombeck Quotes
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~ Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. ~
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~ It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. ~
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~ Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. ~
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~ A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. ~
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~ There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~
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~ It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. ~
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~ Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. ~
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~ Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated ~
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~ A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. ~
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~ The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. ~
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~ Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. ~
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~ Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation's compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another. ~
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~ Never order food in excess of your body weight. ~
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~ There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. ~
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~ Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. ~
send an e card Erma Bombeck






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