Weight Quotes

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
Beth McCollister

It is not women's fault that diets do not work. It is not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
Dr. Wayne Callaway

Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you have just learned how to cook.

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.

I am not overweight. I am just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today.

All people are made alike - of bones and flesh and dinner - Only the dinners are different.
Gertrude Louise Cheney

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

A German immersed in any civilization different from his own loses a weight equivalent in volume to the amount of intelligence he displaces.
Jose Bergamin

Beauty does not need ornaments. Softness can not bear the weight of ornaments.
Munshi Premchand

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.

Do not dig your grave with your own knife and fork.

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me

I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they will find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat.
Texas Guinan







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