Quotes from the Movie Clueless

Here's where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.

Cher Horowitz

Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times.

Cher Horowitz

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher Horowitz

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Cher Horowitz

So, the flannel shirt deal -- is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?

Cher Horowitz

So, okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair, ew, and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!

Cher Horowitz

You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!

Cher Horowitz

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Cher Horowitz

Now could all conversations please come to a halt? And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?

Mr. Wendell Hall