Quotes from the Movie Dumb and Dumber

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!!

Lloyd

Life's a fragile thing Harry... One minute you're chewin on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

Lloyd

Harry! You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!

Lloyd

Harry! Your hands are freezing!

Lloyd

No way? Thats great! We landed on the moon!

Lloyd

Harry,I took care of it.

Lloyd

I got worms.

Lloyd

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

Lloyd

So you're telling me theres a chance.

Lloyd

Harry, I got some beef jer....

Lloyd

How come I didn't get a gun?

Lloyd

Good bye my looooove!

Lloyd

Find a happy place, find a happy place!

Lloyd

It's okay, I'm a limo driver!

Lloyd

You are one pathetic loser!

Lloyd

So your saying there's a chance?

Lloyd

I was robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. And I didn't even see it coming!

Lloyd

I fell off the jetway again.

Lloyd

That's great, We landed on the moon!

Lloyd

Yea. He must work out.

Lloyd

Check, please!

Lloyd

DIE!

Lloyd

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like thisÖand totally redeem yourself! Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry

So far, we've driven only 4 inches.

Harry

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