Quotes from the Movie Kill Bill: Volume 2

Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-ought three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates, which is another way of saying "who knows?", when a Shaolin monk appeared, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known, are the consequences. The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.

Bill

Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet.

Bill

I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is, we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it, and you know I'm all about old school, then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.

Bill

Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himselfÖhe's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

Bill

I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.

Bill

You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

Bill

Looked dead, didn't I? Well, I wasn't. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma, a coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisement referred to as a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point. But I've only one more. The last one, the one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo

My Pussy Wagon died on me.

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo

I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo

That's right. I killed your master, and now I'm going to kill you, with your own sword no less, which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword!

Elle Driver

Let me put it this way. If you ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, then lay them on the grave. Because you will be standing at the final resting place of BEATRIX KIDDO.

Elle Driver

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