Quotes from the Movie Knocked Up

Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.

Jason

You went to Santa Monica Community College.

Jason

Thanks for the free money, bitch.

Jay

I can't be letting your old ass in here. Why don't you go do some yoga and shit.

Doorman

Don't think I wouldn't hit that. I would love to hit that. I would tear that ass up.

Doorman

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