Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.
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