Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. George Burns
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. George Burns
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples. George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.