George Burns Quotes

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

George Burns
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