~ Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. ~
~ Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. ~
~ A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. ~
~ All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
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~ Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. ~
~ Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. ~
~ All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. ~
~ Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. ~
~ Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. ~
~ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ~
~ I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and
bought jewelry. ~
~ Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. ~