Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.
Hercules
But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!
Hercules
He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
Meg
You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
Meg
Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.
Meg
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
Meg
I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
Meg
Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
Meg
I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
Meg
Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
Meg
It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
Meg
Everyone in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.
Meg
I thought I smelt a rat.
Meg
Speak of the devil.
Meg
How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!
Hades