Diet Quotes

When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.

St. Jerome

They whose sole bliss is eating can give but that one brutish reason why they live.

Juvenal

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

Herbert B. Prochnow

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Mark Twain

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.

Horace

We never repent of having eaten too little.

Thomas Jefferson,

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Tom Wilson

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Jean Kerr

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.

H.S. Leigh

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.

Marie Mott

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.

Unknown

My soul is dark with stormy riot, Directly traceable to diet.

Samuel Hoffenstein

At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.

Mason Cooley

Simple diet is best--for many dishes bring many diseases; and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other.

Pliny

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis

Be plain in dress, and sober in your diet; / In short, my deary! kiss me, and be quiet.

Mary Worley Montagu

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease

Alexander Pope

My soul is dark with stormy riot: Directly traced over to diet.

Samuel Hoffenstein

One day it's going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict as cannibalism is as a means of coping with diet deficiencies

Bruce Kent

Drinking freshly made juices and eating enough whole foods to provide adequate fiber is a sensible approach to a healthful diet

Jay Kordich

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Jean Kerr

To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed.

François de la Rochefoucauld

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty

Woody Allen

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Updated On : December 06, 2013
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