Diet Quotes

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Ed Bluestone

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.


Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death.

John Milton

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.

Chris Adams

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

Chauncey M. Depew

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Mark Twain

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Harry Secombe

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Mignon McLaughlin

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

William Shakespeare

History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today

Harold MacMillan

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

Gluttony is not a secret vice.

Orson Welles

All people are made alike - of bones and flesh and dinner - Only the dinners are different.

Gertrude Louise Cheney

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people

Orson Welles

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.


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Updated On : December 06, 2013
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