Diet Quotes

I think I just ate my willpower.

Unknown

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

Jason Love

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Unknown

You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.

Quoted in The Cockle Bur

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Ed Bluestone

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.

Unknown

Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death.

John Milton

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.

Chris Adams

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

Chauncey M. Depew

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Mark Twain

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.

Mervyn Deitel

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Harry Secombe

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Mignon McLaughlin

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

William Shakespeare

History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today

Harold MacMillan

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Updated On : December 06, 2013
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