Diet Quotes

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.
Quoted in The Cockle Bur

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
Chris Adams

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
Chauncey M. Depew

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.
Mervyn Deitel

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
Harry Secombe

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.

Gluttony is not a secret vice.

All people are made alike - of bones and flesh and dinner - Only the dinners are different.
Gertrude Louise Cheney

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.
Peggy Ryan

Fat is not a moral problem. It\'s an oral problem
Jane Thomas Noland

Never eat more than you can lift
Miss Piggy

Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Obesity is really widespread.
Joseph O. Kern II







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