Diet Quotes

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Beth McCollister

Life itself is the proper binge

Julia Child

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

Dave Barry

Dieting is wishful shrinking

Unknown

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.

Plutarch

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.

Jennifer Greene Duncan

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Unknown

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.

Jane Wagner

I think I just ate my willpower.

Unknown

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

Jason Love

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Unknown

You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.

Quoted in The Cockle Bur

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Ed Bluestone

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.

Unknown

Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death.

John Milton

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.

Chris Adams

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

Chauncey M. Depew

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.

Mervyn Deitel

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Harry Secombe

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Mignon McLaughlin

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

William Shakespeare

History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today

Harold MacMillan

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.

Unknown

The Power Of Failure: We Get To Decide What It Means

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Updated On : December 06, 2013
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