Pregnancy Quotes
A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die
Mary Mason
A grand adventure is about to begin
Winnie the Pooh
Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I leave it, I will always carry you in my heart
Mandy Harrison
Before you were conceived I wanted you Before you were born I loved you Before you were here an hour I would die for you This is the miracle of Mother's Love
Maureen Hawkins
Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch
E.B. White
What's that on the telly? It's an angel sent from God... Growing in my belly... Like a sweet pea in a pod!
Melissa Hatcher
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family
Lawrence Housman
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped
Sam Levenson
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool
Elayne Boosler
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant
Phyllis Diller
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Rita Rudner
If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains -- then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies
Barbara Ehrenreich
