Pregnancy Quotes

A grand adventure is about to begin

Winnie the Pooh

A great joy is coming

Unknown

A mother's joy begins when new life is stirring inside... when a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone

Unknown

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be

Carrie Fisher

Feeling fat last nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever

Nikki Dalton

I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party.

Cindy Margolis

Life is magic, the way nature works seems to be quite magical

Jonas Salk

My family and friends and Rene and the pregnancy fulfilled me with so much love

Celine Dion

The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one

Jill Churchill

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it

Irena Chalmers

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes

Joyce Armor

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable

Sherry Glaser

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside

Rita Rudner

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common

Benjamin Franklin

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment

Dave Barry

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped

Sam Levenson

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months

Carrie Latet

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future

Voltaire

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated

Erma Bombeck

If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies

Barbara Ehrenreich

Pregnancy demonstrates the deterministic character of womanís sexuality. Every pregnant woman has body and self taken over by a chthonian force beyond her control. In the welcome pregnancy, this is a happy sacrifice. But in the unwanted one, initated by rape or misadventure, it is a horror. Such unfortunate women look directly into natureís heart of darkness. For a fetus is a benign tumor, a vampire who steals in order to live. The so-called miracle of birth is nature getting her own way

Camille Paglia

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.

H.L. Menchen

Every day a parent asks, "When is your pediatric nutrition book coming out?" Parents are eager for information. They don't know what to feed their kids. They know that the diet of their household and of their community are unhealthy, but they don't know what to do. They are stumped because they want to make changes, but they don't know how to get their kids to like healthy foods. This book has the answers. Not only will it explain what a healthy diet is, it will show you how to implement the best diet for your children in such a way that they will love it, eat it, and adopt a healthy approach to nutrition that will last a lifetime.

Joel Fuhrman

Pregnancy demonstrates the deterministic character of woman's sexuality. Every pregnant woman has body and self taken over by a chthonian force beyond her control. In the welcome pregnancy, this is a happy sacrifice. But in the unwanted one, initiated by rape or misadventure, it is a horror. Such unfortunate women look directly into nature's heart of Darkness. For a fetus is a benign tumor, a vampire who steals in order to live. The so-called miracle of birth is nature getting her own way.

Camille Paglia

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Updated On : September 23, 2013
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