Pregnancy Quotes

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool

Elayne Boosler

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant

Phyllis Diller

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant

Jim Cole

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit

Maureen Murphy

Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy

Friedich Nietzsche

Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life.

Erica Jong

Every woman while she would be ready to die of shame if surprised in the act of generation, nonetheless carries her pregnancy without a trace of shame and indeed with a kind of pride. The reason is that pregnancy is in a certain sense a cancellation of the guilt incurred by coitus; thus coitus bears all the shame and disgrace of the affair, while pregnancy, which is so intimately associated with it, stays pure and innocent and is indeed to some extent sacred.

Arthur Schopenhauer

If men were equally at risk from this conditionóif they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trainsóthen I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.

Barbara Ehrenreich

Because they've either conveniently forgotten with time or they're trying to be supportive, most mothers won't tell you how hard pregnancy (and then childbirth) can be. Let me tell you, it is. It's brutal sometimes! But, if I did it, ANYONE can do it. I mean, I always knew I was meant to do something really BIG in life, and now I know that this was it. Screw winning an Academy Award someday ... I GAVE BIRTH

Jenny Mccarthy

Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain -- your life will never be the same

Catherine Jones

When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape

Charisma Carpenter

In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly

Al Roker

The breasts go first, and then the waist and then the butt. Nobody ever tells you that you get a butt when you get pregnant

Elle Macpherson

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love.

Edwin H. Chapin

Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born

George Bernard Shaw

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Updated On : September 23, 2013
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