Weight Quotes

Do not dig your grave with your own knife and fork.

English Proverb

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.

Dave Barry

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge

Don Kardon

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Author Unknown

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

Author Unknown

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

Author Unknown

I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they will find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat.

Texas Guinan

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.


A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have dÈmode voe.

Jane Wagner

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Author Unknown

You know it is time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves

Cockle Bur

If food is your best friend, it is also your worst enemy.

Edward Grandpa

I have a great diet.† You are allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Ed Bluestone

Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation.

Benjamin Franklin

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Updated On : May 25, 2013
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