Weight Quotes

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

Jason Love

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Author Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you are off it.

Jackie Gleason

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park.† When I hear that I think, yeah, that is the problem.

Chris Adams

Forget about calories -everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Mignon McLaughlin

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it

Horace

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.

Hugh Allen

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Tom Wilson

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.

Author Unknown

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.

Peggy Ryan

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.

H.S. Leigh

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Mark Twain

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when.

P.G. Wodehouse

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.

Lewis C. Henry

A raised weight can produce work, but in doing so it must necessarily sink from its height, and, when it has fallen as deep as it can fall, its gravity remains as before, but it can no longer do work.

Hermann von Helmholtz

Actually, I think it is interesting that when I put the weight on, I was already with him. I do not know, maybe I felt safe. And he likes me like this. He likes me whatever size I am.

Delta Burke

Again, I think we have much greater diplomatic weight by having all of us sit on the same side of the table wanting the same thing, and putting it to the North Koreans.

Mitchell Reiss†

And if you cannot remain indifferent, you must resolve to throw your weight into that balance in which the fate and condition of man is weighed.

Lajos Kossuth†

And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I did not care how much the earth weighed.

Rube Goldberg

Another mode of accumulating power arises from lifting a weight and then allowing it to fall.

Charles Babbage

At first I threw my weight upon my heels, as one does naturally in a boot, and was a good deal bruised, but after a few hours I learned the natural walk of man, and could follow my guide in any portion of the island.

John Millington Synge

Be a terror to the butchers, that they may be fair in their weight; and keep hucksters and fraudulent dealers in awe, for the same reason.

Miguel de Cervantes

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Updated On : May 25, 2013
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