Weight Quotes

Dieters live life in the fasting lane

Author Unknown

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Mark Twain

I have been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I have lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Erma Bombeck

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just do not swallow it.

Harry Secombe

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

William Shakespeare

Gluttony is not a secret vice.

Orson Welles

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Jean Kerr

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Mark Twain

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.

Dan Bennett

I bought a talking refrigerator that said Oink every time I opened the door.† It made me hungry for pork chops.

Marie Mott

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

John Updike

A lot of people are doing something about their weight, but by their own reckoning, it is not enough to get the results they want.

Paul Taylor

A measuring jug is also vital when cooking rice, as this is always measured by volume rather than by weight.

Delia Smith

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.

Josh Billings

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.

Lou Diamond Phillips

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Updated On : May 25, 2013
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